dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
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I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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