Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
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I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
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If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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