we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
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Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
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Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
These tits shall not be calmed
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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