Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Someone came in the potted fern
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
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