I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
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Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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