He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i barfeds in our rink
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
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I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
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oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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