It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
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I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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