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  Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.

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• No way in hell's half acre did you blow a .22 then proceed to type a text this coherent

  Submitted by Knocky64 on Nov 21, 11 at 6:12pm

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  • i type better when i'm wasted. true story. not everyone is retarded.

    Submitted by fucksyourmother on Nov 21, 11 at 6:54pm

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    • So you're just retarted when you're sober? I still can bullshit. You are seeing double at a .22 and your hand-eye coordination is out the window.

      Submitted by Knocky64 on Nov 21, 11 at 7:01pm

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      • It's "retarded."

        Submitted by Crotchflea on Dec 16, 11 at 1:16pm

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    • Call*

      Submitted by Knocky64 on Nov 21, 11 at 7:02pm

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• If you're going to call some one "retarded" at least spell it correctly. RetarTed? [insert rolling eyes]

  Submitted by mari3 on Nov 22, 11 at 5:08am

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  • I'm using swype on a droid. It was a typographical error, excuse me

    Submitted by Knocky64 on Nov 24, 11 at 3:16am

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  • [insert my dick in your eye]

    Submitted by Knocky64 on Nov 24, 11 at 3:17am

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• I think I believe this as much as I believed this one dude when he told me he was stopped by the cops (while walking), blew a .4 and they took him home.\n\nWhich is to say, not at all.

  Submitted by Aberzhulan on Nov 21, 11 at 9:10pm

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  • .40 is alcohol poisoning and that person would not have been walking.

    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Nov 22, 11 at 10:44am

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• Your own breathalyzer, or the PS's?

  Submitted by RighteousDiego on Nov 21, 11 at 12:36pm

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• Best I ever blew was a .34... Had a whole 750 of Jaeger on a cruise ship in about 2 hours. Let's just say that the next two days were a real treat...

  Submitted by RustySkoog on Nov 28, 11 at 1:58pm

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• I own a Breathalyzer, it makes foe great drinking games, cost $5 on eBay

  Submitted by foxToaster on Nov 21, 11 at 1:36pm

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  • I bought one to make certain people that worked for me blow before a shift..lol

    Submitted by Malicius on Nov 21, 11 at 3:15pm

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• Good thing you told your friend that you are texting that you blew a .22, because there's no way he would've figured that out when you said you blew your age. I don't usually say this but faake.

  Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Nov 21, 11 at 4:42pm

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• Amateur...

  Submitted by notadoctor on Nov 21, 11 at 3:18pm

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• I've blown a .22 the morning after, keep trying.

  Submitted by CardsFan11 on Nov 22, 11 at 9:31am

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• The hospital told me when I woke up there that I blew above a .30. Now THATS a record.

  Submitted by slurpslurpslurp on Nov 21, 11 at 11:08pm

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• holy shit please tell us what you remember of the night and how you got to that .22. www.iwassofuckedup.com

  Submitted by AlchFiend93 on Nov 21, 11 at 3:51pm

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