ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Randomize