I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
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Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
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You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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