I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
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Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
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I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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