I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
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i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
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I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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