Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
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