The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
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He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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