Ketchup is God's man juice
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
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Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
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