I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
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I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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