thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
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I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
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im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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