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  • 83 61
    Submitted by MoFruity on Apr 12, 10 at 12:18pm

    fucking men who want to make everything so complicated.

  • 66 43
    Submitted by Korriii on Apr 12, 10 at 10:36am

    Leave it to Maryland to say something like that. I love my area code.

  • 58 40
    Submitted by smc80 on Apr 15, 10 at 6:43am

    Guys are the new girls...

  • 67 63
    Submitted by StallionDavis on Apr 12, 10 at 10:59am

    And that's how it should be

  • 66 64
    Submitted by sexichick10 on Apr 12, 10 at 10:50am

    Why can't this guy be in my area code?

  • 65 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 12, 10 at 1:26pm

    Vocabulary like extraneous seems to legitimize being so slutty. Hope "naked" doesn't exclude condoms.

  • 57 53
    Submitted by 136736473 on Apr 12, 10 at 4:15pm

    Perfect

  • 61 63
    Submitted by sexyperuvian711 on Apr 12, 10 at 12:58pm

    I would do things to her, I wouldn't do to a farm animal

  • 46 44
    Submitted by Avariella on Apr 12, 10 at 9:11pm

    Def reminds me of something my ex would text... Have to love the 301!! :)

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 12, 10 at 11:06am

    Oh god... This sounds like something he would want or would say. Dammnit______!

  • 29 26
    Submitted by nenefoxieness on Jun 14, 11 at 5:39pm

    Glad to hear 301 ppl have so much class.