This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
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I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
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theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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