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i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn

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what?

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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn

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(612): i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn (952): what? (612): i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn http://tfl.nu/vdma

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Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep

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(619): Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep http://tfl.nu/5i99

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Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.

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IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.

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(509): Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober. (406): IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out. http://tfl.nu/sia4

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somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.

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(216): somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen. http://tfl.nu/y8ck

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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?

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(512): Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it? http://tfl.nu/y99r

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Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.

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(818): Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents. http://tfl.nu/ynsx

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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.

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(907): everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort. http://tfl.nu/2zhz

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We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.

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(918): We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it. http://tfl.nu/eha8

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Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?

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(425): Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina? http://tfl.nu/gdbr

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I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles

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(847): I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles http://tfl.nu/eek8

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I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.

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(705): I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard. http://tfl.nu/825y

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I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up

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(843): I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up http://tfl.nu/n9q8

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The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.

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(702): The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it. http://tfl.nu/gqru

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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?

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(612): Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove? http://tfl.nu/82jr

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Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.

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(208): Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice. http://tfl.nu/e14u

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