LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
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he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
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I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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