am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Operation Purity has been aborted
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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