all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
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Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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