I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
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He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
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I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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