I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
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He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
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