So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
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I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
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I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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