Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
then he tried to convert me to islam
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The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
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Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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