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  I'm two sheets to the sexual wind

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• This is a from a Navy guy. "Sheets to the wind" is slang for how drunk or disoriented you are. Most wooden "old navy" ships had three masts. In some circles, all the sails on a single mast is "a sheet." One sheet to the wind, you are in trouble. Two sheets, a lot of trouble. Three sheets, totally screwed up and about to founder. Thus, he is in a lot of sexual trouble.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 6, 12 at 7:46pm

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• One drink away from compromising your own morals eh?

  Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 6, 12 at 5:22pm

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• Sounds like someone's about to come about on their sexual orientation. Oh well, it's all rum, buggery, and the lash anyway, innit?

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 7, 12 at 1:14am

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• That was a well thought out and lucid statement. Kudos and thanks.

  Submitted by cluelesspy on Oct 6, 12 at 11:47pm

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• Sense: this makes none.

  Submitted by bootyshortzzzz on Oct 6, 12 at 3:47pm

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  • To you, it makes none, mainly because you are still watching Nickelodeon.

    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Oct 7, 12 at 2:40pm

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