My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
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Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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