He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
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Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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