i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
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He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
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Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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