Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
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what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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