We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
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do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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