yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
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God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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