dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
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I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
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Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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