why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
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i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
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Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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