This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
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you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
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Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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