I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
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Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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