im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
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But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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