do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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