I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
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Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
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Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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