I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
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It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
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She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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