Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
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The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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