As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
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Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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