So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
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It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
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It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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