I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
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Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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