its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
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im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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