I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
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Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
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I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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