Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
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Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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