I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
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I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
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As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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