when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
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