Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
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Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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